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This is the first mountain I have ridden up since 2012.

At 1000 meters the body is complaining but I am taking no notice.

OK I just had to take a lie down on a flat surface to iron out the cramps. Done.

Hooning across the summit road and apparently all those razor wire gates that I am going through represent a road closed due to earthquake-induced rockfalls. No bother, I like cyclocross.

And finally down the other side with a flat white in hand (having given up on Kiwi macchiatos, I have discovered I need a small flat white in a tulip cup) I am happy.

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Koran

According to wiki the Koran states that Jesus was a true prophet but his message was lost, and the Christians are following a cobbled-together facsimile.

Which is why God sent Mohammed, to fix up the mess. He did a great job eh?

You could blame them both for the chaos they have created. However without the internet or even the printing press it was a tough gig, to say the least.

It is very likely that one of the prophets got it wrong. Probably both. History doesn’t record whether either of these gentlemen was truly mad and believed the prophet of God business

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Critic

One habit that is worth unpicking is the almost universal tendency to privately critique friends and family.

Nine tenths of such efforts are gratuitous. Just about all have no positive outcomes.

Worse still, it can be a spiral. Downwards. The portents of which can be observed by others upon the busy bits of your thermo-nuclear protective shell.

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Wisdom

Wisdom is the sequestration of useful truths from the orchard of even sweeter lies.

Wisdom isn’t achieved; it is chased. In order to keep chasing the bugger you have to keep taking risks.

The minute you think you are wise you have (a) stopped learning, and (b) crystallized your residual stupidity.

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Conversing

In conversation I listen intently for new information or insight, although often it might not seem so to the casual observer.

It is amazing the number of people that I converse with that clearly don’t listen to anything except the echo of their own voices.

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Circuit breaker

Today I have been practicing the emotional circuit breaker.

When other people lose control of their emotional faculties, normally to the negative, you can either join them or try to bring them back.

Of course this is much harder when you know them well because you are hardwired to feel what they feel.

In fact, the application of will power to engage the circuit breaker is an act of emotional disengagement.

There is no such thing as a free lunch.

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Flirt

I think everyone likes flirting. This is human nature.

However as you age you can see it for what it is and control it. Better than being controlled by it me-thinks.

Just as an aside, women get very confused by men who are not slaves to flirting.

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Insanity

Sanity is simply the ability to sufficiently attenuate your madness in order to create the semblance of normality.

‘Normality’ since everyone else is doing the same and it’s only those those at the back end of the Bell curve that fail in their efforts.

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Malls

I seriously hate shopping malls, even more than I hate shopping. Fortunately  there are still real shops left. And there is the internet.

One hundred years of technology development has led to the current design of the malls.

Which is the cheapest possible way to extract as much money as they can from the addicts. There is total deprivation of senses to the outside world and a total overload of sensory input.

I see malls pretty much the same way as I see pokies.

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Selfie

Serious is, serious does.

For some reason I can’t smile in a selfie. If I try it looks like I am grimacing.

There must be some interesting psychology behind that.

I have to settle for ‘enigmatic’ or ‘smart-arse’, depending on the audience.

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Nano-fox

The Japanese have miniaturized Lego.

Of course they have.

A great test of Lola’s manual dexterity and my aging short-haul vision.

And our collective ability to interpret the crap Japanese instructions. Crap as in logically complete yet psychologically deficient.

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Macchiato

The Kiwis can’t make macchiatos. Over extracted and not enough foam and without the drop of milk, their offerings are awful.

And they don’t have those little take away cups so your coffee gets cold in thirty seconds.

They can do a mean latte though.

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Christchurch

It’s odd don’t you think that they celebrate the birth of Christ, the prophet of excessive shopping, by closing the shops?

An unexpected side-effect of this is that I have had to go cold-turkey since there is not a single double macchiato to be had in this city.

One long and unwanted headache; bloody merry Christmas my arse.

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Emotions

Emotions are there to help us, for example, know what to do and what not to do, without spinning our ‘thinking’ wheels too much.

The trouble with emotions is that they are the servants of two masters; us and nature.

So when following your emotions you still have to think first to ensure that you are not being had by nature.

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Slap

If there anything more annoying than other people’s kids shouting in your ear, in contrast to the lovely and peaceful macchiato that you were having five minutes earlier.

Especially boys that are around four years old with thick South African accents and loud & obnoxious behavior. And with totally unaware or uncaring parents; I know not which.

Admittedly the hangover isn’t helping.

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Stamps

So the Kiwis have done it… stamps with no dollar value.

Fixed to a monopolistic service provision this might be one of the safest places to park your wealth.

I like the idea of (a) buying a shit load, and (b) swapping stamps for dollars as needed at some stage in the future.

At a certain scale though this activity would pervert the value of the things.

Especially when Goldman Sachs starts trading derivatives on them. Call it a zero coupon coupon.

And of course the US would print a trillion of their own version in the first week. And bust the debt ceiling by mailing them all out.

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Pens

The Australian Customs and Border Protection Service have stopped providing pens for their stupid boarding passenger cards (wherein they keep asking the same questions hoping for different answers).

Then in steps some dodgy charity with five dollar pens. A tax on the unwitting and forgetful. With the proceeds going to Macquarie Bank and the charity’s management and staff.

They could put the whole thing up on a website or an app so we could log in and fill these fucking forms out on our phones. And then only the bits of info that have changed.

I fear the $4.99 of profit will be too compelling to allow this.

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ATO

According to the ATO website;

” Charity has a special meaning under law. To be a charity, your organisation must:
– be a not-for-profit
– have a charitable purpose
– be for the public benefit (other than where the charitable purpose is the relief of poverty).”

Do you reckon the ATO is a charity?

They are good with the not-for-profit bit since they hand over all our money to treasury.

The second hurdle is the usual sort of circular logic we have come to expect of government agencies. It’s a pass, since they make up their own rules.

They certainly clear the last hurdle nicely

Oohh, I am going to hell.

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Dog days

My cabbie just swerved to miss an imaginary dog and hit a real one.

Or he is just a shit driver. In the time it took him to hit the dog I could have missed it five times.

Being Chinese he did display some concern. For his bumper bar.

Running late for my flight, I told him to stop being such a pussy.

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Melancholy

In the second half of my life the only hint of melancholy that arrives at my door is due to:

1. Those rare moments with nothing to do and no media to opiate my brain, and

2. A contemplation of all the past possibilities missed

Since the latter is just about infinite it’s a good thing that the former is restricted to take offs and landings.

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Sex

Most people don’t realize that sex is not sauce on a pudding but the heavily booby-trapped gateway to enlightenment.

If you have trouble with that thought then just consider how many personal issues, social problems and psychological disorders result in less than idealised sexual behavior.

To gain entry to the level above where you are now you have to, like with wild horses, break sex in and then consciously be in charge.

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Diameter down

It’s one thing dodging a few chips on the way home; no one notices a few missing.

A missing piece of pizza is harder to hide. I have learned, however, that you can close the circle if it’s just one piece.

You get a smaller pizza and then just blame it on vendor greed…

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Life

There is a big difference between living in the here and now, and also having an eye out for other dimensions.

Such as spiritual for example.

Or social and historical perspective.

Or an affluence filter to remove first world worries.

Or an existential or nihilist perspective.

All these, and other filters are very useful. But it’s surprising how many people don’t have them.

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Human rights

Our Attorney General is planning on freeing up “human rights”.

The basic plan is to make media ownership control much looser and to also remove some of the vilification laws so that the shock jocks have smaller legal bills.

This all works for the coalition since Murdoch had so much media control. And he wants more. Payback.

Having said that the left and the greens do tend to throw the the baby out with the bathwater. They keep writing restrictive laws in attempts to control what we say.

You can legislate actions but not what goes on the mind.

We have too many lawyers in parliament. They are simply too one dimensional to see other solutions.

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Century

I just had a Christmas drink with Fred and Nola across the road. Fred is 92 years old and Nola is 90.

They are determined to live as long as possible and to do it all in their own house and not a nursing home or a hospital.

Their life is pretty much TV, domesticity cut down to the minimum, doctors, and the odd visit from family and friends. The rest is out-sourced or non-existent.

I sort of question the wisdom of living on to late life. Their minds are mostly very alert but their bodies are not with the program.

Fred told me he has one regret in life; joining Concord Golf Club when he had young kids and hence not spending enough time with them. I am fairly sure he told me this so I can tell his son when he has passed away.

It just occurred to me that my dad probably has the same regret.

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Ennui

A bunch of nice blokes all approaching 50 years of age go out for dinner and drinks, pre Christmas.

They are all well educated (at the same tertiary institution) and fairly successful and have risen through their varied professions to the top of the pyramid (as it is).

Some are straight as a die and the others have a defect strain of behaviours which they sort of nurture and in some cases hide. But all up, they are all functional.

With or without alcohol, the subject matter seems fairly familiar. One talks too much about work, another about women, yet another proffers little from the heart. Each has their idiosyncrasies that are well understood, if not discussed, and accepted.

The theme of the night is ‘no partners’ since the environment is the pubs frequented by a younger crowd. That is, this is a retro-night, the pretence of being younger and possibly single. Bird-cage.

At 50, unlike 30, the sense of adventure ahead is diminished. The sense of purpose that comes simply from being young and ambitious is gone. Each is trying to manufacture a reason to keep moving forward other than the lack of an alternative plan.

It appears that affluence and success breed ennui. And the company of fellow travellers is no real salve.

One announces that his father died yesterday; this casts a reflective gloom over the proceedings. And rightly so. But it was an indictment too, of old school parenting all around, where functionality trumped love.

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Hypocritical Oath, hic [your honour]

The marriage act of Australia (1961, amended 2004) states that:

“Marriage means the union of a man and a woman to the exclusion of all others, voluntarily entered into for life.”

Well, what about these facts:

1. Any marriage is now about 50% likely to end in divorce – ‘entered into for life’, I don’t think so
2. About 50% of married people will have at least one extramarital affair – so much for ‘exclusion’
3. A man and woman can meet down at the pub and get married on the same day. Wherein the marriage act is commitment recognized and tested?

The 2004 amendment added this line:

“Certain unions are not marriages. A union solemnised in a foreign country between: (a) a man and another man; or (b) a woman and another woman; must not be recognised as a marriage in Australia.”

What is it then, a fucking wedding? And why the ‘must’? Don’t they mean ‘is’? Does that mean a gay marriage can be solemnised in Australia?

It does seem like a lot fuss over terminology though. Gay people can have civil unions and call themselves married if they want; there ain’t no terminology police in Australia (unlike France).

I would note that same-sex couples in de facto relationships have had ‘most’ (I wonder what is missing?) of the legal rights of married couples. But there is no national registered partnership or civil union scheme. And what is the problem with that exactly? Most sensible people want to get out of government bureaucracy, not throw themselves at it…

Lists

Have you ever noticed that women have lots of lists, do’s and don’ts, on the subject of current or potential relationships?

Men do not have such lists and generally aren’t aware that lists are required on this subject.

There is a disconnect here. One party is over-thinking the thing and the other is under-thinking it. No wonder there is troubles.

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The Redfern Speech

I saw the Redfern Speech at the time and it was quite inspiring.

Of course it was important mostly because of who said it, Paul Keating the PM, and not so much as to what was said. Words similar had been spoken before many times.

The speech helped de-legitimize certain prejudices and also made a bunch of people feel much better about their efforts and their position in society. It also gave courage to those fighting for the eradication of racism and also those fighting for justice in the area.

We can make all the excuses we want for racism, mild or otherwise, but at its core is a complete lack of common sense. I think there are those for who we can never hope for change – but they will die out eventually if the message remains strong. Which it is not.

Keating did say that we should not feel guilty for the former and current treatment of aborigines; this I disagree with because it is an emotion and we can’t mandate it of course. I find it very odd that Keating was arguing that as a society we should exclude guilt because it’s ineffective. The German youth, post-war, have been very motivated, in a positive way, by guilt for acts that they didn’t commit.

Turning to social justice, I am not sure that the ‘scorecard’ since this speech is all that promising. Many of my friends work in the area and they mostly think that progress has stalled, possibly due to years of coalition government?

I worry that government direct intervention is part of the problem. It often is very top down in its approach. And inefficient and/or ineffective. Plus the politics in aboriginal affairs is vicious. Where there is free money, there is also flies…

Geography is also against us – to some degree there is a separation of the majority of voters and the visual verification of the issues. So we rely on a very unreliable media to keep these issues on the front pages.

And how in the hell to do we get social justice into the minds of the majority of self-centered rent-seeking bogans and the harbour-side and north shore burghers that we call Australians? Bring back the Oils. Only pop culture can achieve true penetration. We now have pop culture-lite…

I have not many answers to these issues. I can see the issues. And I care. But fuck me this is one tough set of problems to solve if all you have is a role in government and some money…far too often in this country we look to government to solve our issues. It is the default of most people. Not mine.

Personally I would like to have seen the whole country handed back to the tribes in one effort. That would have got everyone’s attention; their own freehold land suddenly becoming a perpetual lease with aboriginal landlords….

p.s I really hate the word ‘custodians’. its sounds like it has been legally crafted to avoid threats of former ownership.

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HR

Corporate HR love their personality tests.

These tests are designed very carefully to allow for internal bias. Unless you fraudulently mis-mark, these tests pretty much work.

However I have never seen a rigorous process in a corporation for the use of the outcomes of such tests.

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Fat lady

Arbitrage theory says that once you are in play the game is over, one way or the other.

This applies to both corporate takeovers and job offers that are not immediately rebuffed.

That is, the fat lady protests way too much right before someone counts your chooks for you.

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Buddha

Left and right. Good versus evil. Sharing versus greedy. Many versus the few.

Cliches. But good ones. They have served us well.

But there are other dimensions by which to quantify our lives. Just ask the Buddha.

Spiritual and Sustainable are two that come to mind.

Another is freedom of thought and action, both of which are under serious threat.

The left does not automatically address any of these dimensions and will happily trade away things in these that I hold very dear. Fuckers.

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Rights and opportunities

I know a guy that met a guy that reckons he once ran into a bloke that truly believed that the role of democratic government is, to the maximum extent possible, that all citizens have access to equal opportunities.

History would show us that this wonderful concept seems to run contrary to human nature where the evil twins of greed and power often run societies in the other direction.

Technology alone is the one factor that has enabled the masses to collaborate in order to overthrow despotism. We now delegate our authority in society to representatives in parliament and if we are unhappy with their performance we sort of change our delegation rights.

I sense that the move towards equal opportunity has stalled and gone a little backwards in the last few decades. Whereas once technology was helping us drive forward I suspect that the powers of greed and power have now managed to grasp the role of new technology for their own needs.

My prediction is that the battle between good and evil (in my world view) will wage for decades hence and there will be a lot tears before the common good once more ascends the throne.

There you have it.

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Quote 2

“You now sound like Alan Jones or Gina Rhineheart”

This on the basis that I prefer, not small government, but strategic governance!

Alan and Gina simply want small government so they (or their mates) can take more of the pie for themselves. These people are the ultimate rent-seekers and they don’t want governments regulating their greed.

I simply want government to focus on addressing any required change by creating environments of certainty, and where possible, letting market forces then implement the changes through the application of capital or people, or both.

In all complex human systems an ideal can never be achieved. Its all about which direction you are heading and a change in any direction cannot be achieved unless a problem, a solution and a strategy, are all articulated. Our governments seem to muddling along without any philosophy of how to govern. One minute they introduce a wonderful carbon tax, and then try to kill it, previously they banned the incandescent light bulbs and now they are investing (wasting) tax payers money into private enterprises executing so-called green energies.

I really don’t care which ‘party’ did what. In my eyes they are both equally culpable in their ignorance and incompetence. Mutually they represent a fuck-up of the highest order. I hope things get very dire because without this I can’t see the major change that we need ever happening.

I live by the hope that the darkest hour is just before dawn.

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Quote

“On most economic indicators bureaucracy size in democratic countries is actually a marker for success.”

I read this quote to say:

“There is a correlation between the economic success of a Western democracy and the proportion of GDP or GNP that is recycled as taxes.”

D’oh…

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Intervention

Right, so today’s subject is the role of government…

History would show us that various forms of government have been the critical input that has dragged us out of the dark ages and into the enlightenment. In fact democratic government as we know it is a child of the enlightenment.

The question is what is the best and most effective role of government in the modern era?

One cannot, of course, simply map out the future based on what has happened in the past. That would be lazy and and prone to error. Times have changed and technology has moved on; we need different solutions to those past. Also, there is not one answer that fits all situations; so I am really just describing the vibe here; that set of governing philosophies of government that help set default responses. Of course rules are always defined by the exception.

I see two broad category of government intervention in the so-called ‘free’ economies:

1. ‘Strategic’ intervention which implies a high level response to problems or a required area of change; typically policy that encourages legislation that drives the required change simply by setting up the thermodynamic environment that most favours natural kinetic implementation by the market, the workforce, or whatever unit has to change in order to meet the objectives of change. The idea typically is to create market certainty so investment of time and capital can flow to problem in an environment of certainty.

2. ‘Tactical’ intervention where government actually gets directly involved in implementing a solution by deployment of tax-funded capital or people, or both. Typically there is some sort of implied government monopoly associated with these efforts.

I would argue because modern economies are so complex that government is best advised to favour strategic intervention and to only prosecute tactical intervention when there is a market failure of sorts. Even in the latter case I would argue for BOOT schemes; i.e build, own, operate and transfer (to the private sector) where possible.

Why do I argue this? In my experience direct government intervention is very inefficient and only succeeds because government has the ability to legally provide itself a monopoly in any area of human activity. Part of me simply dislikes inefficiencies but more importantly, in a world running short of resources we can’t afford to run inefficiently any more. We only have so many resources at hand and we should preserve as many of them as we can so we have longer to solve the problems that we face. We will need all the time we can get.

Most commentators have very little understanding that our current gluttonous lifestyles and all its associated rights and opportunities, is fully under-written by an unsustainable consumption of the world’s resources. The first victim of a critical shortage of resources will be democracy and human rights; of that I am sure. Unless by some miracle we can transition across to a high-tech sustainable lifestyle; this will not happen unless government stay out of tactical intervention because these are by their very nature inefficient and therefore unsustainable.

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Science education

I feel most emboldened to discuss education in science and maths, as compared to English, since I have two degrees in Science and have spent my working life in the area, From university research and teaching, all the way through to technology investment, and everywhere in between.

Note that, in my world view maths is just another science subject; it certainly is so at university and a precursor requirement for just about every Science degree one might earn. However it is also one of the critical tools for all engineering, finance and economics and many others. So it has a role outside of science and thus fairly gets to stand on its own.

I can state this with some certainty; we in Australia are training too many scientists. There simply are not the jobs for them all. The over-supply is a result of the Dawkins reforms and the resulting enlargement of the university system. Every former TAFE is now churning out ‘scientists’. Over-training leads to reduction in average salaries in a sector which then puts downwards pressure on the top-end quality of students entering a degree sector; this is a downward spiral and we are in it. It is also quite demoralising for kids to train in an area and then not be able to apply their hard-fought for skills.

Policy is the solution. The over-training in the science is a result of a dumb funding system that rewards universities for doing so. More on this another day.

So we don’t need more scientists. But we could do with better scientists. However the truth is that our society hardly needs scientists at all. Economically we run on exports of resources and internally we thrive on services. Just about all the technology that we use is imported and the role of our locally-developed science, in the context of our current well-being, is fairly minimal.

So why do we teach high school students all this science?

I suppose in one context it’s an insurance policy. We may one day need to develop a technology sector when our economy suffers because, say, we run out of resources. Keeping the flame alive (and it barely is, trust me on this) for this reason makes sense. More on this later.

Our university segment would argue that it is a large part of their foreign earnings (foreign students in science) and therefore needs to be promoted and promulgated for this reason.

However there is a more ‘social’ context; the teaching of science results in a great big dyke that keeps the rabid dogmas at bay. Since the enlightenment reason has triumphed over former dogmas (such as religion) and society has, on average, benefited. However these gains are now being taken for granted and we are at risk of slipping back towards whence we came. The teaching of high quality science is critical if we are to minimise the damaging influence of the ‘nutters’.

We have a global resources bust (where key resources simply run out for ever) looming and I suspect the role of science and technology will become central to our survival as a species. Therefore, and in summary, it’s probably actually the time to turbo-charge our efforts in Science and Maths. If we get ahead of the curve in this respect we might stand a chance. The trouble is that this approach requires government input and expenditure on an issue that is barely recognised; oooh, I don’t like out chances.

Oddly I feel very uncomfortable with any problem where any government agency is central to the solution. In my experience government intervention rarely leads to good outcomes. Policy should be at the ‘strategic’ level but in our country it seems to drift into the ‘tactical’ level and then also into direct intervention and funding, which pretty much fucks up the whole process.

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More on education

The Grattan Institute wisely points out today (in the Australian) that the three school ‘camps’ (private, catholic and public) are each fighting for more than their fair share of the education funding on the grounds that if they don’t they will get less than their fair share.

And thus the rent-seeking continues in this lovely country of ours.

Anyway the guts of the argument is that the ‘camp’ wars has meant that there has not been a proper focus on where ‘reform’ is really needed. And, apparently, the real problem is teacher quality, caused by slack entrance requirements into teaching degrees and university teaching curricula that are divorced from modern needs (or some-such).

Just as an aside there appears to be something circular about the problem; lower quality high school students leading to lower quality teachers leading to lower quality teaching, etc.

I suspect there is ‘curricula’ war going on out there too. At primary, secondary and tertiary levels there are a lot of people who seem to be very certain that they know what kids should be learning. And they are all certainly both right and wrong because the required outcomes of education are very, very subjective.

The current debate on the matter is a result of recent results that Australia has slipped down the international high school standards in the basics of reading, science and maths. Ignoring for a minute how these are measured and to what degree our fall is a result of other countries rising in standards, there probably should be a debate on whether good results in these measures are what we are after.

If I consider the modern parent, as epitomised by the clutch of mothers at my daughter’s Eastern suburbs (of Sydney) primary school, I am quite sure that they would (a) verbally parrot the tabloid TV message that the drop in our international standing is deplorable, but (b) be very unimpressed if their little Meya or Jonathon suddenly had their time cut back in human society and its environment, personal development, health and physical education, creative arts or in the large slabs of time seemingly spent doing bugger all while the teachers plan, meet, vacate or whatever.

I think the curricula issue is a result of a number of changes; (a) schools have partially taken over the role of parents in the development of character in children, maybe because we all at one point decided that parents are pretty sketchy at it and that they are also getting time poor as work becomes more consuming, (b) time spent developing character is time not spent doing maths, science and English, (c) over a period education has visibly shifted from an ‘academic’ focus to a ‘social’ focus possibly reflecting a change in the aspirations of the bulk of society and also the fact that the masses are probably feeling more entitled than they ever have, (d) the process of developing curricula has been politicised like everything else, and this always lead to lower quality outcomes since our politicians live in a system where they have to make low-quality compromise decisions in order to survive, and (e) maybe the need for great results in the basics of Maths, Science and English just isn’t there; more on this below.

The current problem, as measured by our slip in the international rankings, is being viewed by the media as a ‘sports’ problem; it’s as if we just had a crap Olympic games and we should do something about it. But why? How, as a country, do we benefit from higher results in school Maths, Science and English? Do we need to be the best or does it not matter? I am going to think about this and report back later. The subject fascinates me. I have my prejudices of course but I promise to put them aside.

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Near death

[Scene] Lilyfield Road; flat out down a big hill.

Time stopped as I was cut off by a car at 70 kmh. Wedged between the car and the gutter I hit the anchors and went into a two wheel skid under brakes.

Impending collision; not enough, instinctively I jumped the bike onto the brick-wide footpath liner (there was a street garden on the other side) at about 30 kmh and lived to see another day.

I fear it was a fluke; I would not back myself to be able to do it again.

One thing for sure, cycling makes life very here and real. Just by sheer contrast with the possibilities.

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Advice proffered

I have just my yearly dose of free advice from another cyclist, unhappy with my loose interpretation of the  guidelines as espoused in the Road Transport Act of NSW (1999).

I said nothing and just stared as he shared his unhappiness with me. He eventually left me alone.

There is something seriously wrong with our society.

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Education

My gut agrees with my adversary on matters educational. A classic training is worth more than any modern curriculum.

And yet my mind questions the matter. Education had many different and subjective inputs and outputs. I have yet to see a treatise which reviews the matter fairly and from all angles.

Are we socializing our young? Bringing them out of the intellectual slime so that we can continue to rape the planet? Offering them the opportunity to be philosophers or plumbers? Assuaging the aspirations of the parents? Keeping the politically correct off our backs? Funding the culture wars to ensure our own political futures? Reinforcing inbred dogmas? Teaching them how to learn? Child-minding future petty criminals? Keeping the unemployment figures down? Minimizing the budget deficit? Creating the odd genius? At the expense of the duds down the back? Teaching them how to learn by themselves? Or teaching them simply how to cope with modern complexity? Are we simply yearning to belong to some elite parents club? Or do we want our kids to be billionaires?

And the list goes on. Ask 100 people and I am sure you will get 100 different answers. It would have to be facilitated though; most Australians do not have the capacity to analyse their own thoughts which is itself an indictment of our (previous) education systems. And if you leave the review of inputs and outputs to the professionals then you will get the usual answers flocking around certain ideological camps of interest. As valid as these camps of thought are I am sure they are tainted with self-interest and unwritten and possibly poorly understood assumptions.

My guess is that the right answer is entirely subjective and depends on what assumptions you make to start with. And the best answer will be very complex and by that very result impossible to implement without being fucked up.

At the very least someone ought to explore the assumptions fully. I, for one, would be interested in a read.

And just as an aside I know that 10 years-olds, like my daughter, should not be offered T-ball as a sport. To date, on matters educational, it is the one thing that I can assert without question. Oh, and also, when I talk to the teachers at my daughter’s school I do not understand a word they are saying; they may as well be speaking Greek for all that is communicated.

p.s. that is not my Lola below. It’s a photo I took at a shopping frenzy in Gerringong; a pertinent insight into the valuable society that we have created.

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Frog two

These blog entries are thoughts transcribed as they arrive.

At any time, interest intervening, they may become essays. Whereupon due and proper thought and scholarship will be applied.

In the process most will die or morph into something quite different.

Any tweet can become a blog, which can morph into an essay and then a book. The reverse is possible and actually much easier. Just ask any reviewer.

You can’t Botton me on the basis of my personal journal. Well you can but I reject the objection.

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Frog

Citing the content of this blog, I was accused at the weekend of being a petit Alain de Botton.

That is, a pop culture philosopher.

I object. Such a being would have used an “on” in that first sentence.

To be honest I had to ‘wiki’ Alain. Typical; I pretty much avoid all modern contributions on the basis that it takes decades to filter out the wheat from the intellectual chaff. And there is a lot old high quality wheat yet to work through so why bother with the latter?

One could spend a lot of time absorbing bullshit if one tried to avidly stay current with all the pop culture intellectuals. In any case if any major contribution does happen to pop up it usually segues down my way in one manner or another. I fear not missing out on yet another Lego piece in the mystery of life.

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iKon

A few months back, in a letter to the editor of a journal in which I had an article published, I learnt that I was an iconoclast.

“Dear Sally, thanks once again for an entertaining and highly readable CIA. I always enjoy the iconoclastic Ian Maxwell, and it is a wonder (and indeed disappointment) to me that his pronouncements do not engender some harrumphing letters to CIA for carving fillets from sacred cows. I prefer to just very quietly cheer from the sidelines.”

Iconoclastic is one of those words that, for one reason or another, had evaded me. We all have them, words that we should understand, either in context or in fact; but, years into the literary journey of life, there are some little buggers that are as slippery as the leather jackets down at the muddy creek at sunset.

In days past, in the wrong company, ignorance could be caught out in the most embarrassing manner. Not now, and not with Google in the pocket. Iconoclastic succumbed to enlightenment within milliseconds and no one was the wiser except the scribe himself. And now you too, dear reader.

Which brings me to the the real point of this blog entry. Surprisingly, on Friday I was having beers at midnight with a bunch of old school mates that I haven’t seen for over three decades. The most insightful of the bunch announced that I had always been iconoclastic at school.

Now that surprised me, a lot. We think we develop but in fact it appears that we may just refine around the same basic personality traits. You would think think that if I was to wear such a moniker that I could have gone to the trouble of learning and understanding the word itself when I was a youngster. At least then the awareness would have given me the option of monitoring and changing.

On the word count thing, Shakespeare apparently invented 2000 of them (who knows!) and a well-educated person knows more than 10,000. Including proper nouns, I would say I am well past double that number, maybe more. So the odd black spot isn’t going to worry me. Iconoclastic to the last.

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Left handed compliment

The political left, when you boil it down, is driven by a sense of fairness.

The trick is figuring out, for each group of lefties, to whom this sense of fairness extends. There are always out-siders.

We can be fair within in a society but still not good as a society. For example, how other societies or the planet is treated. Or even a lack of fiscal responsibility that might harm future generations.

It’s a shame that most of our progressive political types are lefties; too much of the same and most with the same blind spots when it comes to goodness.

Most of them honestly believe that being fair is the same as being good.

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Science and economy

Some argue that Korea is the perfect controlled experiment in national politics and economics.

Randomly split in half in mutual poverty, one half now thrives under a capitalist democracy and the other suffers under a dictatorship masquerading as communism.

A win for capitalism, no?

Well if the shit hits the fan for any reason, a world war or we run out of resources, I would back the North Koreans to survive better.

Success is very subject to context.

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Gluttons

Humans evolved in times of scarcity. For example, at the peak of the last ice age around 70,000 years ago, it is estimated that only a few thousand members of the species were extant.

It is no surprise therefore that we are by nature gluttons; we evolved to make hay while the sun shines.

Through the application of technology and complex social systems many of us are now full time gluttons. And we are now staring at the abyss; the end of resources.

We need a solution to this if we are going to survive as a species. And by this I mean biological control of our natural gluttony.

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Info OD

Before the internet it was assumed that control and power could be achieved through an asymmetrical access to information.

Now that information is readily available, in bulk and for free, we have learnt that, in this complex environment that we live in, the ability to parse information is just as important as access to it.

That is, the rate limiting step for power and control is now the ability to absorb and understand information.

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Lost marbles

They say that you should treat your body like a temple.

I do in fact; I treat mine like the Parthenon.

I assume that it’s indestructible and I can do what I like to it.

I still would like to know which fucker stole all the decorative bits.

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Bored out

I suffer a little the new, new thing syndrome.

Shiny new things are more attractive to me than things that aren’t so new, to me.

This makes me somewhat of an experiential goldfish.

I wonder if it’s not a protective mechanism, or if it simply a result of short attention span.

I do know that, in matters of the mind, once I understand something I tend to get bored and then move onto other things I do not understand.

Shit I am bored with this blog entry already.

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Gaawd

I just had multiple beers with a bloke who was telling me about his bipolar wife.

She is highly effective and successful. A very outgoing marketing type.

But she has episodes when she doesn’t sleep, drinks a lot, and goes out without her knickers looking for sex. And scares him and the kids to death.

He loves her dearly and is rusted on. His pain is her salvation. Until death does do them part.

He hadn’t told anyone the full story but for some reason, that even he didn’t understand, he downloaded on me.

The lives of others.

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Love

Love is the emotion which is defined by letting go of rational thought altogether. Big call that. I claim that any attempt to rationalise love with logic must be flawed.

I am sure there is a whole school of philosophy devoted to the conundrum. The mechanists are a cul-de-sac in the history of love .

This rational treatise on love is itself irrational.

But you have to admit I am talking about love in the fifth person. I know a bloke who knows a bloke who thinks that Ian Maxwell doesn’t know what the fuck he is talking about on the subject of love

Love is actually best understood in the zero-th person. it just is and can’t be described. Like the cat in the box, any attempt to describe it, sullies it to the point of non existence.

It’s amazing that no one would say those things about fear. Fear can be irrational. Fear can paralyse. But we can rationalise fear (it’s an emotion that has kept us alive) but not love (like it’s something special).

That’s irrational and this is a love letter! QED

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Silly

This has to be the silliest front page story that I have read for some time.

In response to being caught out spying on Asia and also for stupidly trying to bully China (as if), the gub’ment has decided to manufacture a Chinese spy story. Maybe an attempt to get on the moral high ground, but it will only work with the local deluded fuckwits.

Apparently there is a Chinese spy in CSIRO’s nano-fabrication facility. This is the place full of equipment that nobody knows what to do with. It’s for hire to anyone. A white elephant with a fancy name.

The “spy” would have been better off in Taronga zoo.

Geez.

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Sunshine

An interesting observation about the bogan: they can tell without even thinking when they are being condescended to. Or even when they are being parlayed. Or just tolerated.

It’s why they make such a bad voting block for the coalition. It will end in tears.

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Mother

The mother of my daughter is always negotiating with me. Nothing just is.

And she is only satisfied when she gets what she wants out of a negotiation. Otherwise she is grumpy or, worse still, angry.

She really tries to put her daughter’s interests first but a life long habit is hard to break. She normally simply does what the hell she wants.

Plus she comes from a family of men haters. Given this I think she is doing a pretty good job with me.

We are half way to eighteen and still negotiating. I think we will make it and not break too many eggs along the way.

It’s a bloody good lesson in dealing with shit that you can’t run away from. All good even if it’s bad.

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Outlaws

I suspect that, on average, it is much easier being a male than a female because we, the former, care less about what we don’t have.

But then we go and fuck it up by shacking up with them, the latter, so we cop it in the neck anyway.

Please note that these comments are generalizations based upon the mean, the average, the median; take your pick.

You, of course, are an out-lier, dear reader.

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Mother’s group

On the weekend I had the unfortunate experience to be trapped for an hour or so in a Western Melbourne mother’s group.

After some deep consideration I have decided that the core function of the group is very similar to why zebras flock, i.e. to ameliorate the fear.

Fear keeps them together, and the price is that the odd one that drops off the pack will get eaten. The rest simply have to quickly mourn and move on.

Eaten by what? Well, husbands behaving badly, children out of control, entropy succumbed to, products not acquired, lifestyles not achieved, family missing in action, aging and others.

On the positive side they are never bored.

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Nag

Nagging is caused by not getting your own way, for both parties.

Not getting your own way all the time is the price you pay for shacking up.

There is always one who takes on the nagging role. And one who is the naggee.

It’s a natural polarization effect after two people shack up. 

Initially they sometimes start very similarly.

But one nags more than the other and the other gets more offended and thus the polarization begins.

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